Turbo Claw

A completely unnecessary website by Bethany and Dan Nixon

Archive for the ‘Trash’ Category

08/07/2009

Debunking Michigan Myths, Vol. 1

saginaw facts:

  1. it sucks
  2. it is not funky
  3. there’s not much reason to go to saginaw anymore. it’s kinda like pontiac-north, but without any of the “good” stuff

Posted by Dan at 1:14 pm in Trash | No Comments »

07/27/2009

Making some changes

Over the next n days or so, I’ll be making some changes around here. All 3 of you readers, please pardon me if shit goes temporarily wacky.

Posted by Dan at 6:22 pm in Trash | No Comments »

05/11/2009

Punch Out!

I had no clue this was coming so soon! I know what I’m doing next Tuesday.

Posted by Dan at 12:20 pm in Trash, Video | No Comments »

02/03/2009

Bruuuuuuuuuuuce!!!

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(via Damian)

Posted by Dan at 3:43 pm in Music, Trash | 1 Comment »

01/26/2009

I’m not driving you to the hospital

This came immediately after the girls had a conversation about how we’re not just going to go around filming Jackass.

Posted by Dan at 12:18 pm in Life, Trash, Video | No Comments »

01/14/2009

GMFactsAndFiction.com on the news

A site that I built months ago popped up on channel 4 news tonight.

Posted by Dan at 11:19 pm in Trash, Work | 4 Comments »

11/27/2008

Um… No, I did not mean “fish magic”

Posted by Dan at 12:20 pm in Trash | No Comments »

10/07/2008

Where the hell am I? What kind of hallway is this?

Not to get in the habit of just posting funny videos, but this is absolutely brilliant!

Posted by Dan at 9:17 am in Trash, Video | No Comments »

05/07/2008

Rap is for morons

Yes… Yes it is.

Posted by Dan at 3:51 pm in Photos, Trash | 2 Comments »

04/12/2008

I was having a quiet pint with the wife, and this chap comes in like a lunatic

Posted by Dan at 11:53 pm in Trash, Video | 1 Comment »

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